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Spark and Rose: Detective Duo #25 Spark and Rose: Detective Duo #25 - The Case Is Booming *in Planet Bomber* Yellow: WEEEEEE!!! LOOK AT THE BUTTERFLIES!!! 😀 White: Seriously this guy can't take a break from playing with the butterflies. Pink: Oh leave him alone, White. It's a part of his life as a fan of butterflies. Black: Speaking of butterflies, I heard that Dracula is coming back for a harder challenge. Red: Wait. That stupid vampire guy from another world!? Black: Yeah. I don't think we're going to like this. *the clouds start to thunder* Aqua: *gasp* Guys! Look! *the Bombermen looks up at the sky* Dracula: *appears* I am back from the dead! And now I have a challenge for you all! White: What's the challenge you want us to do? Dracula: *releases his bats to capture Aqua and Pink* Pink: *gets captured* AAH! Aqua: *gets captured* AAAAAHHHH!!! Pink: Big brother! Help us! Aqua: HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!! White: NO! Black: Aqua! Pink! Dracula: If you want to save your siblings, come see me on Planet Castlevania! If not, their souls will be mine... *evil laughter as he disappears* Red: Oh great! That Dracula kidnapped our sisters! Green: What are we going to do big brother? White: There is one way to resolve this. Blue! Can you send a request to the two detectives? Blue: *yawns* Can I go to sleep a little longer? Red: MAN! JUST SEND A F*CKING MESSAGE WILL YA!? 😡 Green: I'll send a message right away. Who are the detectives, by the way, Big Brother? 😮 White: Spark and Rose. *at Mushroom City Candy Store* Spark: Aw man... 😫 Randy: Awwwwwwww! 😫 Spark: Now that I'm broke, well never get those limited edition strawberry Star Breakers! Rose: I told you not to spend your money on that stupid video game. 😠 You didn't listen to me as your girlfriend. Spark: Tch. Sometimes I wonder. 🙄 *looks at her purse* Rose: What? *looks at her purse* EH? Ohhhhh no. No no no no no no! I am not going to give you MY money! 😠 Spark: 😐 Rose: Babe! No! I'm not going to spend it on your candy! 😑 Spark: Okay. I'll just go get your diary and read it in front of the students in college. 😁 Randy: Ooooooooohhhhhh!!! Rose: *gasp harder* 😨 You wouldn't dare... Spark: Buy us that candy or I will do it. 😏 Rose: ...Fine... 😑 *Rose buys the Star Breakers candy for Randy and Spark* Rose: *covers her face with her hands* Randy: *starts chewing* Spark: *starts chewing* Thanks for buying us that candy, baby. Rose: Now that I don't have any money, I'll never buy Fireball that toy he wanted. 😫 Spark: Pfft. Like I care. Randy, give Rose her cut will ya? Randy: Come on, Rose. Say aah. Rose: I'm sorry Randy. I will never- *gets spanked hard by Spark* AAAAAAAAHHHHH- Randy: *puts the Star Breaker in her mouth* Rose: Mm? *starts shaking her legs* Mmmmmmmmm... Nyyyyaaaaaahhhh... How could spending my money could be so good... 🤤 Mmmmmmmm... *starts chewing* Spark: It was worth it. 😁 *later after Randy left, Rose and Spark went back to his mansion* Rose: *crossed her arms* HMPH! Spark: What? Rose: ... Spark: What??? Rose: Mmmmmm... Spark: Baby. Come on. I'm sorry okay? Rose: Sorry doesn't help me getting my money back! Hmph! *farts* Spark: Come on, hot buns. You know I love you right? Rose: Oh do you? Or that stupid candy you love more than me!? Spark: Sheesh you don't have to be so harsh. Lizzy: Excuse me. I have a request for both of you. Spark: Huh? Rose: Eh? *in Lizzy's office* Spark: So what's the case? Lizzy: Have you guys ever heard of Bomberman? Spark: Yeah. That Super Bomberman R was awesome. Rose: Never heard of it... 😑 Lizzy: Is everything okay? Spark: Everything's fine, Lizzy. Heh heh heh. 😅 Rose: Everything is not fine after you set me up to spend MY money on a FUCKING CANDY!!! 😡 *heads to her room, then slams the door* Lizzy: 😐 Spark: She's fiiiiiiiine. 😏 Lizzy: What kind of boyfriend are you? Begging his girlfriend to buy candy. Spark: Hey, I'm broke from buying Princess Daisy Showtime instead of Peach. Lizzy: Okay from here on, you're going solo. Spark: Hey, I'm the one who hired you in the first place so don't talk to me like you're my sister! Lizzy: UGH! Just go... Spark: Man you're even worse than Rose. *jumps inside the warp pipe* *in Rose's Room* Rose: *lays on her bed, then sighs* (Stupid Sparky... Letting spending my money on candy with Randy... Honestly, it was pretty good.) Fireball: *meows* Rose: Hm? Fireball: Did ya buy that toy I wanted, Mama Rose? :3 Rose: *sighs* No... Your daddy letting mommy spend her hard-earned money on some stupid candy. I'm a broke mommy now... Fireball: Mind if I snuggle with you? :3 Rose: Okay. :3 Fireball: *starts snuggling with Rose, then purrs* Rose: So cute. x3 He's purring at his mama. 🥹 I'm a good cat mom. *in Planet Bomber* White: What's taking them so long? Red: They went on a bathroom break or something. Blue: Or maybe they went to take a nap... *yawns, then sleeps* Yellow: I will gift them my butterflies after they save our sisters! *a warp pipe appears* Bros: ❔ Spark: *jumps out of the pipe* What's up, dudes? 🙂 White: No way! It's Detective Spark! 😀 Spark: That's my name don't wear it out. 😏 Black: Say, where's your partner Rose? *takes out a rose* I'm looking forward to giving her this beautiful rose. Spark: She's not coming. 😐 She was not in the mood before I left. I will handle the case by going solo. White: Oh... Okay. Green: We need your help, Spark. Red: That Dracula kidnapped our sisters Pink and Aqua. Black: He has offered one of us a challenge but it's a tough one. Spark: How tough is it? White: Very tough. He changed the style of our game. For instance, we're not allowed to place our bombs to blow up the blocks and enemies. We throw them just like in the RPG. Spark: That was a strange way to beat him. I can live with that. Blue: *sleeps* Spark: *looks at Blue* Who's he? Black: Don't mind, Blue. He likes to fall asleep all the time. Spark: Okay, I want everyone to take me to Dracula's Castle. Let's blow this s**t up. Huh? Hey! Why can't I say s**t? 😨 White: We're not allowed to say bad words in our universe. 😐 Yellow: Let's all have fun and save our sisters! 😁 Spark: 😑 (Damn it...) *at Rose's room* Rose: *looking at the pet toys at a pet shop online on her phone with a sad sigh* *flashback* Rose: Everything is not fine after you set me up to spend MY money on a FUCKING CANDY!!! 😡 *back to the present* Rose: *sighs* *someone is knocking on the door* Rose: Come in. Lizzy: *opens the door* Huh? Rose? Why can't you go on a case with Spark? Rose: I don't want to go. He set me up to spend my money on candy for him and Randy. Now, I'll never buy this cute toy for my adorable Fireball. 🥺 Lizzy: *sits next to Rose* Look, I don't like the way you two mistreat each other as a couple. When I broke up with Benny, I felt so free after you guys saved my life. I could've been physically killed. Then you hired me to become your secretary for your agency. All I'm saying is you two need to have a talk and apologize to each other. *stands up* Oh and...please go back with Spark if you can. *leaves* Rose: Mmm. (Maybe Lizzy is right. I am a bit too hard on Sparky. I have to help him.) *meanwhile in the Castlevania world in the Bomberman universe* Pink: *start shaking in fear* Aqua: Pink... I'm scared... 😨 Pink: I know... This place is very creepy... Dracula: Now then... I await those who are ready for a challenge in MY castle... *drinks wine* Spark: *kicks the door open* Hey, fang face! Dracula: What? Spark: Let those cute bomb girls go! 😠 Pink: 😳 That's so nice of us to call us cute. Aqua: He's so handsome too. ☺️ Spark: *laughs* Dracula: So you must be the challenger who wants to face me. Spark: Nope. I got a little help. White: Let my sisters go Dracula! 😠 Pink & Aqua: White! 😀 Dracula: What? Is that all you have? *Black, Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green joined White and Spark* Pink: Our brothers... 🥹 Teamed up with this new guy... Aqua: Please do whatever you can to save us. Dracula: Impossible! This is absurd! Zombies! Knights! Take them all down! *starts teleporting along with Pink and Aqua* White: Go save our sisters. My brothers and I got your back. Spark: Roger dodger. *dashes* White: Okay brothers. It's time to blow these guys up! Blue: *yawns* After this, I'm really gonna get some sleep... *the brothers begin to battle against the zombies and knights together* *in Dracula's Den* Dracula: *drinks wine* Yes... Battle like never before. Spark: Looks like your time is over, Dracula. Dracula: So... You want to defeat me? Ha! Don't make me laugh! Spark: I know I'm not one of those Belmont members but I will slay you! Dracula: What is a man? *breaks glass* Or a bomber like you can defeat me? Have at you! Aqua: Please save us, handsome bomber. 😘 Pink: You're our only hope. 🥰 Spark: *takes out the whip* Thanks to white for giving me this cool chip to use powerups, I can kick Dracula's ass with this. Let's go! Dracula: *releases fireballs out of his cape* Spark: *starts dodging, then whips his face* Dracula: ARGH! *teleports, then shoots more fireballs* Spark: *gets attacked* ACK! *thuds* Pink & Aqua: Handsome Bomber! 😱 Dracula: Any last words before I take your soul? *gets attacked by a bomb* OOF! How...? *gets attacked by bombs again and then burns to death* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Spark: *looks* Huh? Pink: Oh? Aqua: Who is she? 😮 Rose: 🙂 Spark: Princess Rose? Pink & Aqua: Is she your girlfriend??? 😱 Spark: Yeah she's my girlfriend. Pink & Aqua: Awwwww! 🥹 Rose: ☺️ *giggles* Spark: *opens the cage to free Pink and Aqua* What are you doing here? Rose: Lizzy told me that I need to talk to you but after the case. Spark: Yeah yeah yeah. Let's go take those sisters back to the bros. Rose: Okay. *downstairs* White: Well that's the last of them. Black: These monsters will never defeat us. Red: Yeah we just burned them into a crisp! Green: Big brother. That was fun blowing these guys up. 😁 Aqua & Pink: Brothers! *run towards their brothers* Brothers: Pink and Aqua! *the Bros and sisters are hugging each other* Rose: Awwww. 🥺 Such a lovely reunion. Black: A rose for the beautiful princess? 🌹 Rose: Oh umm... Sorry, I have a boyfriend. 😅 Black: *a rose starts to die* Oh... I see. *plays Baka Mitai from Yakuza* Black: Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Red: HEY! We don't have time for songs! 😠 White: Spark? And... Rose: Rose. :3 White: Rose. Thank you both so much for your help. Rose: It's always a pleasure helping you guys. Right, babe? :3 Spark: Yeah. White: Wait. Spark / Rose: Huh? / Eh? White: *takes out 2 copies of Super Bomber Man R 1 & 2 for the Nintendo Switch* Take these two copies of our games as of saying thanks. Spark: Whoa... *takes them* Thanks man. 😁 White: No problem. Pink: Hey Spark and Rose. Can we get a picture? Rose: Sure! Spark: Okay. Pink: Okay places everyone. *The Bombermen are in place with the Detective Duo* Pink: One... Two... *takes out her phone* Three! *snap a picture with her sister, brothers, and Spark and Rose* *later at Spark's mansion* Spark: Yeah and the part when Rose burned Dracula to death, she saved me. Gretchen: Dude... That was fucking badass. Spark: Yeah I know. No wonder why the games are so good. 😁 Gretchen: Not familiar with the Bomberman games but have fun. Spark: Heh. I will, Gretch. Rose: Umm... Sparky? *touching her fingers* Spark: Huh? Oh hey, hot buns. What's up? Gretchen: I gotta go hit the gym while you two talk. *leaves* Spark: Uhh yeah sure. Rose: *puts her arms on his shoulders* Do you have time to talk? Spark: Yeah sure. Rose: Sooooo Lizzy and I were talking about what happened earlier after I spent my last few coins for candy. Maybe I was a little hard on you and I'm sorry. She told me that we need to work on our relationship. Spark: *gives Rose 1000 coins* Rose: Huh? Babe, I can't take this. Spark: I have to pay you back somehow. And by the way, I already bought that furball the toy you were going to buy. Rose: 🥺 *takes the money* 🥹 *hugs Spark* Thank you, babe. Spark: 😳 Hey, careful not to give me a headlock. You're welcome. 😅 *end* *Next Case* Spark: Well that's a case we just solved but this one is different. So it turns out that a thicc Bully chick is having a fight with my ex girlfriend Bailey. Rose: Is Bailey going to be okay? 🥺 Spark: Heh heh heh. That's something we need to find out ourselves. Plus, Gretchen is familiar with the chick. Rose: I'm sure that she can beat some sense into her. Spark: Next case: Between a Short Goomba in a Hard Bully. Blue: *yawns* Next Detective Hint... 💤 Rose: Muscles. Spark: It's funny to see my ex getting beat up. 😏 Rose & Bailey: THAT IS NOT FUNNY, SPARKY! 😡 Spark: Huh? 😕 Gretchen: See you guys next time.